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They say you never forget your first time. I was a naked and shivering n00b, huddled fearfully in the depths of the Skull Pit, trying to get my bearings. What was I doing here? How had this happened? Before long, a giant ape and a grizzled, corpse-painted figure appeared. They seemed bored, yet oddly malicious. “We don’t know your name and we don’t care to. We need someone who can take endless abuse for no pay and you volunteered. Curious. But we’re short-staffed and can’t be picky.